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5 selfie compliments? all right.

1) I’m a good mediator. Sometimes I get frustrated by how often I fall into this role, but mostly I’m glad it’s a skill I possess. I’m good at finding common ground between vastly different people. I live with two people who constantly need this, go figure.

2) I know a lot about old music/movies/celebrities and it normally scores me brownie points with teachers/new people/people in general.  I’ve always liked that.

3) I have a good memory. It has made my job infinitely easier, and has occasionally impressed people. Also, I have a handful of phone numbers memorized which is useful in sticky situations, and I know most people’s birthdays.

4) I can confidently say that I am a good singer and a good artist. It kinda took me a while to let myself think those things, so it’s nice to have that confidence now. 

5) I’m pretty grounded. Tend to avoid overreacting. I’ve always been grateful for that. I don’t think I’d be particularly good at digging myself out of situations all the time.

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deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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jeremykaye:

Whew. That one took awhile. Hope ya like it!

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big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

the reason i breathe

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bespectacledbisexual:

this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia

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thereal1990s:

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

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roy-ality:

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sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage

OMG it’s the dollar store keychains all over again!!

Really tho

My biggest struggle in life.

LIFE